the curl,

there was a likkle girl,who had a ikkle curl
right in the middle of her forehead,
when she was good, she wasnt praised,
but when she was bad, she was belted.

that ikkle girl was never bad tho in terms of what people usually think of as bad, she was a straight A student, never went out, was well mannered and was really quiet
so now ya thinkin " she never got belted". but she did,
dad saw being bad as my sister bouncin on the bed and it was my fault, erm... hello, didnt even sleep in the same bedroom, but i should have been watchin her, i didnt realise i had super powers and could see through walls, still fails me that power LOL,
i did get revenge tho hehehehe, i was bouncing from bed to bed and fell on the wooden bed post, cut my head quite badly, my sis was in the bedroom with her dolly pram, so off down i toddled, told mum my sis had hit me with the pram, she didnt get told off cos she was daddies princess, i didnt get smacked for bouncin on the bed, tho dad wasnt too happy being dragged from the pub to take me upto hospital, did feel guilty for lying but it was survival of the quickest and at 5 years old i had wits x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLwwy-g2wkc